"Whatever"

I am small, but I am magical
You are big and crude, a pig
An addict
So I say, simply
"Whatever"
You are loud, like south Brooklyn,
so I whisper, gently in your ear
"Whatever"
You rant and stomp, threatening
Yet I have a magic wand
It's powerful and it says
"Whatever"
You are the big bad wolf, huffing and puffing
I am Tinkerbell
And I will always tell you
"Whatever"